roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

I will now start watching Young Justice again because Bart. A doodle of the new Impulse for the occasion! I am so happy right now!
my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
A Teleiophile is an adolescent or young adult which is attracted to mature adults.
Yeah, definitely me.
Most people on tumblr….
lol
uhhhh, NO. Pfft? Me?? A Teleiophile?? Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha.YES.


Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
“Stop!” he cried. “Enough! We surrender, do you understand? You can’t just kill us-“
The Sith Lord smiled. “Can’t I?”
“We’re unarmed! We surrender! Please- please, you’re a Jedi!”
“You fought a war to destroy the Jedi.” Vader stood above the shivering Neimoidian, smiling down upon him, then fed him half a meter of plasma. “Congratulations on your success.”
~ Revenge of the Sith Novelization by Matthew Stover
just broke my heart into a million of pieces.